15 Things You Should Know About Me.

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What do I do when I run out of things to talk about? I talk about my favorite subject: myself.

So here’s a few bullshit things about me:

  1. My hobbies are sleeping, throwing quarters off buildings, and shit posting on Reddit.
  2. I didn’t realize that I was homeless at one point.
  3. I don’t like you.
  4. I walked in on a class, farted, then walked out.
  5. I think I might be homeless.
  6. I once threw a football 40 yards into the endzone at AT&T Stadium. That was pretty cool. Tony Romo couldn’t do that.
  7. I once ate 7 Klondike Bar in 2 days.
  8. The best shit I’ve ever had was at Chicago O’Hare.
  9. I did LSD once. I’d do it again.
  10. I once hosted a Harry Potter podcast. I’ve never read Harry Potter in my life.
  11. My heroes are Socrates, Michelle Obama, and the Tourette’s Guy.
  12. Don’t fuck with Voodoo.
  13. I watched Raging Bull once. Wasn’t impressed.
  14. I kinda look like Marlon Brando. As in, 1995 Marlon Brando. Not 1955.
  15. I need your spare change.

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